paladinian
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Post by paladinian on May 13, 2006 16:52:23 GMT -5
My all time favorite chuck norris saying is:
What evr you where told about the bible was a lie There where 4 wisemen not 3
Chuck norris was the fourth wiseman and he gave the gift of beard
the other wisemen obviously jelous of Jesus's gift favorism used there combined powers to have chuck norris omitted from the bible
They died of round house kick related deaths shortly after
The end
and now u no the truth
i have on my other computer like 38 chuck norris things i have found and made so ill post them later
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Post by cloud strife on May 13, 2006 17:37:20 GMT -5
"that very interesting". another good one john, funny ****
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Post by paladinian on May 13, 2006 22:00:49 GMT -5
I know
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Post by cloud strife on Jun 1, 2006 13:09:11 GMT -5
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
The reason that they say the south is full of incest is because everyone is related to Chuck Norris.
"You know what kind of furniture Chuck Norris has in his house?" says Matt Kindred, 18.
"Bowflex."
Matt tells another: "Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes. Never."
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Post by Kaori Himoru on Aug 16, 2006 12:10:28 GMT -5
wowowow. those are so totally awsome!
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